basicaly post funny sayings/quotes or one liner jokes here that you have heard
and have fun ^^

hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

Not all chemicals are bad.
Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected

Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?

I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets

Ken and Barbie broke up! I saw it on the news!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

People fighting over an Xox 360

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

Penis.

Ahahahaha. Now that's a good one.

oh spuddicus, you crack me up. but i would like to know why you chose that name.

anyway...

the best things in life are free/nothing in life is free

Er, who is this? .

this is baku_of_tantalus/allofthis/mylittlewindmill

LOL

I was wondering too who were you...XD

Ah ok. Hey baku

well...you wanna tell me why you chose that name?

It's one of my characters on a Ragnarok Online server I play.

Stay on topic, please o(^.~)V

"If God is that smart, why did he created women?"

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."


Eeh? What's that supposed to mean?

What do ya think?



"If women know how to drive, then why are there always one at a car crash?"

I tried of translating it the best I could lol.

Sexism (exept in the rare occation of it being in charming jokes or inside-jokes) ticks me off. Sorry. >_<

its mostly guys that have gotten drunk and got into cars and crashes anyways =/

hmmm funny joke or somthing...

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it

Women own men. I love women.

i love women as well!

maybe caz im a man

anyways a golf whitlim quote

lady: if i was your wife i would put poision in your drink
whitlim: if you were my wife id drink it!

"Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum....damn im all outta gum"

From a great fps Duke Nukem 3D

Women know what men want... men know what men want... Women

Edit: another quote

Wow you managed to take out the B but the O is still hanging around...